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Why doesn’t Shahrukh Khan appear in any remake movie of Dharmendra?

Because he doesn’t want to change his k.k.k.kiran style to k.k.k.kutton, main tumhara k.k.k.khoon pee jaunga.


 

Now that’s more like 50 shades of grey –
50-shades-zoopworld


 

One friend to the other –

First Friend : On a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?

Second Friend : About nine and three quarters.


 

If films were made by IT Companies, the title would be like –

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai
2) Aao chat kare
3) Programmer no.1
4) Mera naam developer
5) Java wale job le jayenge
6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain
7) Do processor baarah terminal
8 ) Tera code chal gaya
9) Har Din jo mail Karega
10) Network Ke Us Paar
11) Debugging koi Khel nahi
12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rehta Hai
13) Raju ban gaya MCSE
14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
15) Login karo sajana
16) Naukar PC ka
17) DOWN to hona hi tha
18) Partition
19) 1942 – A Bug Story
20) Kaho Na Virus Hai
21) dot-Company
22) Program Instruction Aur Method
23) Crash Se Crash Tak
24) Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
25) BugVadh
26) Logon
27) Shaheed Hacker Singh
28) Hacker 420
29) Password De Ke Dekho
30) Terminal Apna Login Paraya
31) Mr Network Lal
32) Maine Debug Kiya
33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna
34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja
35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi
37) Server se
38) Mission Virus


 

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